Food Knock-Knock Jokes

Got a family gathering coming up? These knock knocks are great fun for the kids!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dana
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salome
Salome who?
Salome and cheese!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda have another hamburger?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese meal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Fun Jokes & Riddles

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