Dumb Criminals: Helpful Criminals

A woman in Grand Forks, North Dakota was testifying at the trial of two men accused of beating her up and robbing her at gunpoint. The woman burst into tears as she described the ordeal. The prosecutor listened intently to the story, paused, then asked "And are the two perpetrators of this terrible crime present in the courtroom today?"

Immediately, the defendants both raised their hands and said "Here!"

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